You've READ about your chart.

Now it's time to REWIRE YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS with it...THROUGH SOUND

Astrology babes, I need you to be honest with yourself for a second.

How many years have you been "into astrology"…


…without actually understanding YOUR chart?

Not just knowing your Big 3.
Not just reading horoscopes.
Not just nodding at astrology memes that make you feel seen for 30 seconds.

But actually KNOWING — deeply, clearly, completely — what your soul came here to do in this lifetime. Because your chart is the BLUEPRINT of that. It holds your legacy.

If you just felt a pang of "ouch, yeah…" this is for you because...

THE UNIVERSE WANTS TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU.

Your pull towards astrology isn't random.

It's your soul trying to remember something.

Your Birth Chart is the conversation partner you've been searching for.

I spent a year creating the Hero's Story Birth Chart Biography because I was done of watching astrology lovers starve for depth while getting fed breadcrumbs.

If this resonates...I have prepared a FEAST for your soul.

Your Hero's Story Birth Chart Biography is waiting for you to dig in.

Below is an exact example of the wildly detailed, velvet narrative of YOU I'm about to put in your hands.

You'll devour it by nightfall.


But you'll take notes in the margins for the rest of your life.

As you become it.

(The example below uses my chart) 👇👇👇

You've read your birth chart. It was mindblowing. You screenshotted.

You cried.

NOW - Let's TAKE IT UP A NOTCH.

Let's REWIRE YOUR SUBCONSIOUS with your BIRTH CHART.

Let's INSTALL your chart so you TRULY BECOME IT.

Using SOUND 🎧

Because your chart is ancient technology for leaving it all on the table in this lifetime.

This is YOUR complete cosmic biography, spoken aloud. 5 hours. 19 Chapters. Yours to Listen Forever.

This is the SPOKEN myth of you unfolding one chapter at a time.

Use this to allow your birth chart to blossom in your consciousness and rewire your nervous system to embody the full flowering of your potential.

Reading your birth chart activates your mind.

Listening to your birth chart rewires your nervous system.

The PDF is your BLUEPRINT. The Kindle edition.

The audiobook is your ACTIVATION SEQUENCE. Your AUDIBLE edition.

One is the map. One is the journey.

One you read to UNDERSTAND.

One you listen to BECOME.

You birth chart contains identity to install.

And installation doesn't happen through one emotional read-through.

It happens through REPETITION.

Through SOUND.

Through letting these truths sink into your bones while you're living your actual life.

You'll read the PDF twice, maybe three times.

You'll listen to this audiobook 100 times over the next decade.

And that's when the real magic happens.

Your Hero's Story Birth Chart CUSTOM AUDIO is waiting for you to dig in.

(Check out my full example below which uses my chart. This is exactly what you'll receive.) 👇👇👇

The Bain of My Existence as an Astrologer is...

Navel gazing astrology that doesn't help you transform.

One reading can feel life changing...Trust me my clients have cried in session.

But how long does it really stick with you? About a week?

That's why I developed the Hero's Story Birth Chart in the first place. BUT, if you don't reread it, the magic doesn't take hold in you like we want it to.

So that's why I build my own custom software that turns your Hero's Story PDF into YOUR OWN CUSTOM AUDIOBOOK!

(I broke my brain working on this...but I also blew my own mind once I finished.)

I'll be BLUNT.

Why do you like Astrology to begin with? What are you even using it for?

To navel gaze and feel seen for 15 seconds as you doom scroll?

Or do you actually want to become an Alchemist?

Do you want to leave it all on the table in this life?

To the point that when you cross death's threshold you have no fear, only the radiant ecstasy of knowing you laid your soul bare in this lifetime?

Because this is why I'm an astrologer and I'll do no less than help you live like this if you choose to say yes.

STEP 1 is knowing your chart intellectually.

Your Hero Story PDF got that job DONE!

Step 2 is ALCHEMICALLY LIVING it.

This is where listening to your CUSTOM AUDIOBOOK while you fall asleep, while you drive to work, while you walk in nature...INSTALLS THE MAGIC DIRECTLY INTO YOUR SELF-BELIEF SYSTEM.

You can read that you have Saturn in your 10th house all day long.

But are you actually wielding that energy when you're building your career?

Or are you still second-guessing yourself, forgetting you're literally designed for authority and longevity?

You can read about your Venus in Scorpio 100 times.

But are you honoring that depth in your relationships?

Or are you still apologizing for the intensity that is literally your GIFT?

Your chart isn't meant to be admired. It's meant to be ACTIVATED.

And activation requires repetition. Immersion. Integration.

Not just understanding—EMBODIMENT.

That's what YOUR CUSTOM audiobook does.

what do this do, actually?

YOUR CUSTOM AUDIOBOOK TURNS YOUR BIRTH CHART INTO SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY USE FOR LIFE.

Not something you reference once in a while when you're feeling lost.

But something woven into the fabric of your daily life.

Something you return to every time you need to remember who you are.

Something that trains your nervous system to recognize your patterns, gifts, and assignments in REAL TIME.

Here's What's Possible:

When you're going through a breakup, you don't spiral—you listen to your Venus chapter and your 7th house and suddenly you understand the LESSON instead of just feeling the pain.

When you're at a career crossroads, you don't freeze—you listen to your 10th house + Midheaven chapter and remember exactly what you're built to do.

When you're doubting yourself, you don't collapse—you listen to your Ascendant chapter and feel yourself come back online.

The audiobook makes repetition frictionless.

You're not going to sit down and re-read 140 pages every time you need guidance.

But you WILL throw on a chapter while you're driving.

While you're walking.

While you're making dinner.

And every time you listen, the information sinks deeper.

Your subconscious absorbs it while your conscious mind is busy living.

Your body starts recognizing the frequency of your own chart.

Your nervous system rewires to the truth of who you actually are.

This is how your chart stops being knowledge and becomes IDENTITY.

This is how you move from "I know I have Pluto in the 8th" to "I AM the alchemist who transforms everything I touch."

From intellectual understanding to somatic knowing.

From aspiration to embodiment.

Your birth chart as a LIFETIME manifestation tool—not a document you read once and forget.

💫THE BIG MAGICAL TANGIBLES:

(Why audio is different)

This isn't just your PDF in a different format.

This is a completely different TECHNOLOGY.

Audio does things that reading simply cannot do. Here's what I mean:

SOUND ACTIVATION & FREQUENCY:

Your body responds to sound differently than text.

When you READ about your Pluto in 8th house, your mind understands it intellectually.

When you HEAR it spoken, your nervous system starts recognizing the vibration of that archetype.

Sound bypasses cognitive filters. It lands in your body before your brain can analyze it.

This is incantation, not information.

Ancient traditions used spoken word for initiation because sound creates cellular memory.

Your chart spoken aloud becomes an invocation. A spell. A frequency you can attune to.

Like tuning an instrument to its proper note—except the instrument is YOU.

Every time you listen, you're recalibrating to your cosmic frequency.

NERVOUS SYSTEM REWIRING:

Here's the thing about rewiring: it requires REPETITION.

But you're not going to re-read 140 pages every week. That's not realistic.

The audiobook makes repetition completely frictionless.

You'll listen while you're:

Driving to work

Walking your dog

Doing dishes

Working out

Falling asleep

Your conscious mind is occupied. But your subconscious? WIDE OPEN.

This is when the deepest integration happens.

When you listen while moving—walking, yoga, dancing—the information lands in your BODY, not just your head.

Your cells start remembering: "Oh. This is who I am."

And here's what really happens over time:

Hearing the same voice speak your truth becomes SOOTHING.

It's like having a wise elder who knows you completely, available 24/7 to remind you who you are when you forget.

Your nervous system starts to regulate around these truths.

The chaos quiets. The static clears.

You come home to yourself, again and again, through sound.

TRAINING WITH YOUR ARCHETYPES OVER TIME:

Your life has chapters. So does this audiobook.

At 25, you might loop House 5 (creativity, romance, self-expression).

At 35, you're deep in House 10 (career, legacy, public contribution).

At 45, you're returning to House 4 (roots, family, inner foundation).

The audio GROWS WITH YOU. You just click a different chapter.

Even better—you can pull exactly what you need when you need it:

Going through a breakup? Your Venus chapter + 7th house becomes your therapy session.

Career crisis? Your 10th house is your strategic advisor.

Spiritual awakening? Your 12th house walks you through the dissolution.

Saturn return hitting? Your Saturn chapter explains EXACTLY what's being asked of you.

You're not just learning about your chart. You're training with it.

Every time you listen, you're building pattern recognition.

"Oh, THIS is my Mars in Aries showing up. THIS is what my 12th house feels like when it's activated."

You become FLUENT in your own symbolism.

You stop being confused by yourself. You start wielding yourself with precision.

MANIFESTATION TOOL / LIVING YOUR CHART:

Listening to your chart is identity rehearsal.

Like an actor running lines before going on stage—except you're rehearsing being the fullest version of yourself.

The repetition makes it automatic. Inevitable.

This becomes your North Star recalibration tool.

Life pulls you off course constantly. Other people's expectations. Fear. Conditioning. Doubt.

The audiobook is your cosmic GPS that you can turn on whenever you feel lost.

"Oh right. THIS is my assignment. THIS is what I'm here to do."

Before a big decision, listen to the relevant chapter.

Your intuition will ping when it hears something that applies. The audio becomes a divination tool.

Not generic. Not abstract. YOUR specific wiring, giving you the answer.

And here's the real magic:

The more you hear your potential spoken, the more your nervous system believes it's POSSIBLE.

It stops being aspirational. It starts being inevitable.

You're literally programming yourself with your own destiny, on repeat, until your subconscious has no choice but to believe it.

THE REPETITION MAGIC:

You'll remember 10% of what you read once.

You'll embody 90% of what you hear 20 times.

This is just how human memory and integration work. Spaced repetition = mastery.

The audiobook makes mastery actually ACHIEVABLE.

And here's what's wild:

What hits you at month 1 vs month 12 will be completely different.

The same words land differently as you evolve.

The document is static. But your relationship to it is ALIVE.

By the 5th listen, you start catching cross-references. Connections. The genius of how it all fits together.

Your chart isn't a collection of isolated placements. It's an ECOSYSTEM.

And the more you listen, the more you see how every piece feeds into every other piece.

How your Moon supports your Sun. How your Saturn teaches your Venus. How your 4th house foundation allows your 10th house legacy.

You stop feeling overwhelmed by complexity. You start feeling IN AWE of your own design.

LIFETIME COMPANIONSHIP:

This isn't a product you consume and move on from.

This is a LIFELONG APPRENTICESHIP with your chart.

20 years from now, you'll still be listening to this.

Your great-grandmas never had this. They never got to have a lifetime conversation partner who knew their soul's blueprint.

But you do.

Your kids can listen to YOUR chart to understand you.

Your partner can listen to understand how you're wired.

This becomes LEGACY. Not just for you—for the people who love you.

The words don't change. But your relationship to them deepens infinitely.

It's like a sacred text you return to for life. Every listen reveals new layers.

You'll cry at different parts as you age. You'll laugh at things that used to make you cry because you've finally embodied them.

This document AGES WITH YOU.

And it never gets tired of you coming back.

WHAT'S INSIDE:

(Let's talk about what you're actually getting.)

This isn't a generic astrology audiobook.

This isn't affirmations or horoscopes.

This is YOUR complete cosmic biography, decoded to the DEGREE, delivered as 5 hours of CUSTOM audio ABOUT YOU!

Every planet. Every house. Every aspect. Every decan.

The same wildly detailed, velvet narrative that's in the Hero's Story Birth Chart Biography PDF—except now it's SPOKEN.

Here's exactly how it unfolds:

19 CHAPTERS. 5+ HOURS.

FULLY CUSTOMIZED TO YOU.

Chapter 1: Introduction to Your Hero's Story

Setting the stage. Who you are cosmically. The themes of this lifetime. Your soul's curriculum in broad strokes.

Chapter 2: Your Ascendant - The Threshold of Becoming

Your entry point into life. The mask you wear. The energy you radiate. Understanding this so you can wield it with mastery.

Chapter 3: House 1 - The Mirror of Becoming

How you show up. Your identity. Your approach to life. Every planet in this house unpacked in wild detail.

Chapter 4: House 2 - The Ground Beneath Your Feet

Your resources. Your values. What grounds you. How you build security.

Chapter 5: House 3 - The Cauldron of Intellect and Voice

How you think. How you communicate. Your relationship with learning and language.

Chapter 6: Quadrant I - The Personal Foundation

Integration chapter. How Houses 1-3 build upon each other as you develop your personal foundation.

Chapter 7: House 4 - Your Foundation & Family

Your roots. Your home. Your emotional security. What you're building your life upon.

Chapter 8: House 5 - Creativity & Self-Expression

Your creative fire. Romance. Pleasure. How you PLAY and EXPRESS.

Chapter 9: House 6 - Daily Life & Services

Your daily rhythms. Health. How you show up in the mundane. Your acts of devotion.

Chapter 10: Quadrant II - Building Your Inner World

How Houses 4-6 create the conditions for you to develop creative mastery in your inner world.

Chapter 11: House 7 - Partnerships & The World of Others

Your approach to partnership. What you're learning through others. The mirror of relationship.

Chapter 12: House 8 - Transformation & Shared Resources

Death. Rebirth. Power. Intimacy. The deep work of transformation.

Chapter 13: House 9 - Philosophy & Expansion

Your beliefs. Your search for meaning. How you expand beyond the familiar.

Chapter 14: Quadrant III - The Dance of Connection

How Houses 7-9 teach you to develop mastery through relationship, transformation, and philosophy.

Chapter 15: House 10 - Career & Public Life

Your calling. Your legacy. What you're here to build in the world. Your public contribution.

Chapter 16: House 11 - Community & Collective Aspirations

Your people. Your vision. How you contribute to the collective. The full depth of how you contribute your genius to the whole of life.

Chapter 17: House 12 - Spirituality & Release

Your spiritual life. What you're dissolving. Your connection to the infinite.

Chapter 18: Quadrant IV - Your Place in the World

How Houses 10-12 show you the path to embodying your public legacy and spiritual purpose.

Chapter 19: Integrating Your Hero's Journey - The Complete Picture. THE ASSIGNMENT. Every planet, sign, house, aspect synthesized into your life's PURPOSE. The elixir you came to bring back to the world. The contribution only YOU can make with this exact cosmic blueprint.

Every house chapter includes:

  • The sign on the cusp and what this means for your mastery in this life area

  • Every planet inside (sign, degree, decan, aspects, shadows, gifts, superpowers)

  • How this house connects to the others (nothing operates in isolation)

  • The interlinking "conversations" between planets and between different realms of your life

The Quadrant Summaries show you the FLOW:

  • How each section of your chart builds upon itself

  • How you develop mastery across different life realms

  • The arc of your journey from personal foundation to spiritual purpose

Most astrology never does this level of integration.

But this is where the real gold is.

This is why people cry. Because you can't make up something that clicks like this.

Where you finally see yourself as one coherent, mythic, purposeful WHOLE.

And all you gave me was your birthday.

HOW IT WORKS IN YOUR LIFE:

Let me show you what this actually looks like in practice.

Because this isn't something you sit down and consume once. This is something that becomes part of your life infrastructure.

MORNING RITUAL: Start your day aligned

Wake up. Make coffee. Press play on your Ascendant chapter while you're getting ready.

5 minutes of remembering how you're designed to show up in the world.

You walk out the door EMBODYING yourself instead of trying to figure out who to be today.

COMMUTE TRANSFORMATION: Dead time becomes devotion time

You're spending 30-60 minutes a day in your car anyway.

What if instead of doom-scrolling news or zoning out to podcasts, you were deepening your relationship with YOUR cosmic blueprint?

One commute = one house chapter.

Five commutes = you've moved through an entire quadrant.

A month of commutes = you've listened to the whole thing.

Dead time just became the most sacred part of your day.

LIFE CRISIS NAVIGATION: Pull exactly what you need

You're going through something. Relationship ending. Career pivot. Identity crisis.

You don't need to re-read the entire 140-page PDF to find the relevant wisdom.

You just pull the chapter that applies:

  • Breakup? Venus chapter + House 7.

  • Career crossroads? House 10 + your Midheaven.

  • Feeling lost? Introduction + Final Chapter to remember your assignment.

  • Saturn return? Your Saturn chapter explains EXACTLY what's happening.

The audio is MODULAR. You can go straight to what you need, when you need it.

Your chart becomes your emergency toolkit. Your cosmic 911.

INTEGRATION WHILE LIVING: Listen while you exist

This is the real magic.

You don't need to sit still and "study." You just press play and keep living.

Listen while you:

  • Walk your dog

  • Do dishes

  • Cook dinner

  • Work out

  • Clean your house

  • Drive anywhere

  • Fall asleep

  • Get ready in the morning

Your subconscious absorbs it while your hands are busy.

The information sinks in through OSMOSIS.

You're not adding another task to your to-do list. You're upgrading time you're already spending.

DIFFERENT SEASONS: You return to different chapters as you grow

Here's what actually happens over time:

Year 1: You listen to the whole thing multiple times. Everything feels revelatory. You're meeting yourself for the first time.

Year 3: You're going through a creative awakening. You loop House 5 for months. It becomes your creative coaching session.

Year 5: Career is calling. House 10 becomes your strategic advisor. You listen to it before every big meeting.

Year 8: You're in a deep spiritual phase. House 12 is on repeat. It's walking you through the dissolution.

Year 10: You come back to the Introduction and Final Chapter and SOB because you've actually DONE it. You've lived the assignment.

The same document serves you differently depending on where you are in the journey.

You don't outgrow this. You grow INTO it, more and more, for the rest of your life.

DECISION-MAKING ORACLE: Let your chart guide you

Before any big decision, listen to the relevant chapters.

Your intuition will PING when it hears something that applies.

It's like consulting a oracle—except the oracle is YOUR OWN COSMIC BLUEPRINT.

Should I take this job? Listen to your 10th house and your Saturn.

Should I move to this city? Listen to your 4th house and your Moon.

Should I marry this person? Listen to your 7th house and your Venus.

The answer is IN there. You just need to hear it spoken to recognize it.

EMBODIMENT PRACTICE: Let it become your meditation

Some chapters you'll listen to 50 times.

Not because you keep forgetting. But because the REPETITION is the medicine.

Each listen is like a tuning fork bringing you back to frequency.

Each listen is a return to center.

Each listen reminds your nervous system: "This is who you are. This is why you're here."

It becomes a meditation practice. A devotional practice.

The practice of remembering yourself, again and again, until you can't forget.

WAIT - HAVE YOU EVER EVEN THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE A CUSTOM AUDIOBOOK ALL ABOUT YOU?

You've READ about your chart.

Now it's time to REWIRE YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS with it...THROUGH SOUND

Astrology babes, I need you to be honest with yourself for a second.

How many years have you been "into astrology"…

…without actually understanding YOUR chart?

Not just knowing your Big 3.
Not just reading horoscopes.
Not just nodding at astrology memes that make you feel seen for 30 seconds.

But actually KNOWING — deeply, clearly, completely — what your soul came here to do in this lifetime. Because your chart is the BLUEPRINT of that. It holds your legacy.

If you just felt a pang of "ouch, yeah…" this is for you because...

THE UNIVERSE WANTS TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU.

Your pull towards astrology isn't random.

It's your soul trying to remember something.

Your Birth Chart is the conversation partner you've been searching for.

I spent a year creating the Hero's Story Birth Chart Biography because I was done of watching astrology lovers starve for depth while getting fed breadcrumbs.

If this resonates...I have prepared a FEAST for your soul.

Your Hero's Story Birth Chart Biography is waiting for you to dig in.

Below is an exact example of the wildly detailed, velvet narrative of YOU I'm about to put in your hands.

You'll devour it by nightfall.


But you'll take notes in the margins for the rest of your life.

As you become it.

(The example below uses my chart) 👇👇👇

The Bain of My Existence as an Astrologer is...

Navel gazing astrology that doesn't help you transform.

One reading can feel life changing...Trust me my clients have cried in session.

But how long does it really stick with you? About a week?

That's why I developed the Hero's Story Birth Chart in the first place. BUT, if you don't reread it, the magic doesn't take hold in you like we want it to.

So that's why I build my own custom software that turns your Hero's Story PDF into YOUR OWN CUSTOM AUDIOBOOK!

(I broke my brain working on this...but I also blew my own mind once I finished.)

I'll be BLUNT.

Why do you like Astrology to begin with? What are you even using it for?

To navel gaze and feel seen for 15 seconds as you doom scroll?

Or do you actually want to become an Alchemist?

Do you want to leave it all on the table in this life?

To the point that when you cross death's threshold you have no fear, only the radiant ecstasy of knowing you laid your soul bare in this lifetime?

Because this is why I'm an astrologer and I'll do no less than help you live like this if you choose to say yes.

STEP 1 is knowing your chart intellectually.

Your Hero Story PDF got that job DONE!

Step 2 is ALCHEMICALLY LIVING it.

This is where listening to your CUSTOM AUDIOBOOK while you fall asleep, while you drive to work, while you walk in nature...INSTALLS THE MAGIC DIRECTLY INTO YOUR SELF-BELIEF SYSTEM.

You can read that you have Saturn in your 10th house all day long.

But are you actually wielding that energy when you're building your career?

Or are you still second-guessing yourself, forgetting you're literally designed for authority and longevity?

You can read about your Venus in Scorpio 100 times.

But are you honoring that depth in your relationships?

Or are you still apologizing for the intensity that is literally your GIFT?

Your chart isn't meant to be admired. It's meant to be ACTIVATED.

And activation requires repetition. Immersion. Integration.

Not just understanding—EMBODIMENT.

That's what YOUR CUSTOM audiobook does.

what do this do, actually?

YOUR CUSTOM AUDIOBOOK TURNS YOUR BIRTH CHART INTO SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY USE FOR LIFE.

Not something you reference once in a while when you're feeling lost.

But something woven into the fabric of your daily life.

Something you return to every time you need to remember who you are.

Something that trains your nervous system to recognize your patterns, gifts, and assignments in REAL TIME.

Here's What's Possible:

When you're going through a breakup, you don't spiral—you listen to your Venus chapter and your 7th house and suddenly you understand the LESSON instead of just feeling the pain.

When you're at a career crossroads, you don't freeze—you listen to your 10th house + Midheaven chapter and remember exactly what you're built to do.

When you're doubting yourself, you don't collapse—you listen to your Ascendant chapter and feel yourself come back online.

The audiobook makes repetition frictionless.

You're not going to sit down and re-read 140 pages every time you need guidance.

But you WILL throw on a chapter while you're driving.

While you're walking.

While you're making dinner.

And every time you listen, the information sinks deeper.

Your subconscious absorbs it while your conscious mind is busy living.

Your body starts recognizing the frequency of your own chart.

Your nervous system rewires to the truth of who you actually are.

This is how your chart stops being knowledge and becomes IDENTITY.

This is how you move from "I know I have Pluto in the 8th" to "I AM the alchemist who transforms everything I touch."

From intellectual understanding to somatic knowing.

From aspiration to embodiment.

Your birth chart as a LIFETIME manifestation tool—not a document you read once and forget.

💫THE BIG MAGICAL TANGIBLES:

(Why audio is different)

This isn't just your PDF in a different format.

This is a completely different TECHNOLOGY.

Audio does things that reading simply cannot do. Here's what I mean:

SOUND ACTIVATION & FREQUENCY:

Your body responds to sound differently than text.

When you READ about your Pluto in 8th house, your mind understands it intellectually.

When you HEAR it spoken, your nervous system starts recognizing the vibration of that archetype.

Sound bypasses cognitive filters. It lands in your body before your brain can analyze it.

This is incantation, not information.

Ancient traditions used spoken word for initiation because sound creates cellular memory.

Your chart spoken aloud becomes an invocation. A spell. A frequency you can attune to.

Like tuning an instrument to its proper note—except the instrument is YOU.

Every time you listen, you're recalibrating to your cosmic frequency.

NERVOUS SYSTEM REWIRING:

Here's the thing about rewiring: it requires REPETITION.

But you're not going to re-read 140 pages every week. That's not realistic.

The audiobook makes repetition completely frictionless.

You'll listen while you're:

Driving to work

Walking your dog

Doing dishes

Working out

Falling asleep

Your conscious mind is occupied. But your subconscious? WIDE OPEN.

This is when the deepest integration happens.

When you listen while moving—walking, yoga, dancing—the information lands in your BODY, not just your head.

Your cells start remembering: "Oh. This is who I am."

And here's what really happens over time:

Hearing the same voice speak your truth becomes SOOTHING.

It's like having a wise elder who knows you completely, available 24/7 to remind you who you are when you forget.

Your nervous system starts to regulate around these truths.

The chaos quiets. The static clears.

You come home to yourself, again and again, through sound.

TRAINING WITH YOUR ARCHETYPES OVER TIME:

Your life has chapters. So does this audiobook.

At 25, you might loop House 5 (creativity, romance, self-expression).

At 35, you're deep in House 10 (career, legacy, public contribution).

At 45, you're returning to House 4 (roots, family, inner foundation).

The audio GROWS WITH YOU. You just click a different chapter.

Even better—you can pull exactly what you need when you need it:

Going through a breakup? Your Venus chapter + 7th house becomes your therapy session.

Career crisis? Your 10th house is your strategic advisor.

Spiritual awakening? Your 12th house walks you through the dissolution.

Saturn return hitting? Your Saturn chapter explains EXACTLY what's being asked of you.

You're not just learning about your chart. You're training with it.

Every time you listen, you're building pattern recognition.

"Oh, THIS is my Mars in Aries showing up. THIS is what my 12th house feels like when it's activated."

You become FLUENT in your own symbolism.

You stop being confused by yourself. You start wielding yourself with precision.

MANIFESTATION TOOL / LIVING YOUR CHART:

Your life has chapters. So does this audiobook.

At 25, you might loop House 5 (creativity, romance, self-expression).

At 35, you're deep in House 10 (career, legacy, public contribution).

At 45, you're returning to House 4 (roots, family, inner foundation).

The audio GROWS WITH YOU. You just click a different chapter.

Even better—you can pull exactly what you need when you need it:

Going through a breakup? Your Venus chapter + 7th house becomes your therapy session.

Career crisis? Your 10th house is your strategic advisor.

Spiritual awakening? Your 12th house walks you through the dissolution.

Saturn return hitting? Your Saturn chapter explains EXACTLY what's being asked of you.

You're not just learning about your chart. You're training with it.

Every time you listen, you're building pattern recognition.

"Oh, THIS is my Mars in Aries showing up. THIS is what my 12th house feels like when it's activated."

You become FLUENT in your own symbolism.

You stop being confused by yourself. You start wielding yourself with precision.

THE REPETITION MAGIC:

You'll remember 10% of what you read once.

You'll embody 90% of what you hear 20 times.

This is just how human memory and integration work. Spaced repetition = mastery.

The audiobook makes mastery actually ACHIEVABLE.

And here's what's wild:

What hits you at month 1 vs month 12 will be completely different.

The same words land differently as you evolve.

The document is static. But your relationship to it is ALIVE.

By the 5th listen, you start catching cross-references. Connections. The genius of how it all fits together.

Your chart isn't a collection of isolated placements. It's an ECOSYSTEM.

And the more you listen, the more you see how every piece feeds into every other piece.

How your Moon supports your Sun. How your Saturn teaches your Venus. How your 4th house foundation allows your 10th house legacy.

You stop feeling overwhelmed by complexity. You start feeling IN AWE of your own design.

LIFETIME COMPANIONSHIP:

This isn't a product you consume and move on from.

This is a LIFELONG APPRENTICESHIP with your chart.

20 years from now, you'll still be listening to this.

Your great-grandmas never had this. They never got to have a lifetime conversation partner who knew their soul's blueprint.

But you do.

Your kids can listen to YOUR chart to understand you.

Your partner can listen to understand how you're wired.

This becomes LEGACY. Not just for you—for the people who love you.

The words don't change. But your relationship to them deepens infinitely.

It's like a sacred text you return to for life. Every listen reveals new layers.

You'll cry at different parts as you age. You'll laugh at things that used to make you cry because you've finally embodied them.

This document AGES WITH YOU.

And it never gets tired of you coming back.

WHAT'S INSIDE:

(Let's talk about what you're actually getting.)

This isn't a generic astrology audiobook.

This isn't affirmations or horoscopes.

This is YOUR complete cosmic biography, decoded to the DEGREE, delivered as 5 hours of CUSTOM audio ABOUT YOU!

Every planet. Every house. Every aspect. Every decan.

The same wildly detailed, velvet narrative that's in the Hero's Story Birth Chart Biography PDF—except now it's SPOKEN.

Here's exactly how it unfolds:

19 CHAPTERS. 5+ HOURS.

FULLY CUSTOMIZED TO YOU.

Chapter 1: Introduction to Your Hero's Story

Setting the stage. Who you are cosmically. The themes of this lifetime. Your soul's curriculum in broad strokes.

Chapter 2: Your Ascendant - The Threshold of Becoming

Your entry point into life. The mask you wear. The energy you radiate. Understanding this so you can wield it with mastery.

Chapter 3: House 1 - The Mirror of Becoming

How you show up. Your identity. Your approach to life. Every planet in this house unpacked in wild detail.

Chapter 4: House 2 - The Ground Beneath Your Feet

Your resources. Your values. What grounds you. How you build security.

Chapter 5: House 3 - The Cauldron of Intellect and Voice

How you think. How you communicate. Your relationship with learning and language.

Chapter 6: Quadrant I - The Personal Foundation

Integration chapter. How Houses 1-3 build upon each other as you develop your personal foundation.

Chapter 7: House 4 - Your Foundation & Family

Your roots. Your home. Your emotional security. What you're building your life upon.

Chapter 8: House 5 - Creativity & Self-Expression

Your creative fire. Romance. Pleasure. How you PLAY and EXPRESS.

Chapter 9: House 6 - Daily Life & Services

Your daily rhythms. Health. How you show up in the mundane. Your acts of devotion.

Chapter 10: Quadrant II - Building Your Inner World

How Houses 4-6 create the conditions for you to develop creative mastery in your inner world.

Chapter 11: House 7 - Partnerships & The World of Others

Your approach to partnership. What you're learning through others. The mirror of relationship.

Chapter 12: House 8 - Transformation & Shared Resources

Death. Rebirth. Power. Intimacy. The deep work of transformation.

Chapter 13: House 9 - Philosophy & Expansion

Your beliefs. Your search for meaning. How you expand beyond the familiar.

Chapter 14: Quadrant III - The Dance of Connection

How Houses 7-9 teach you to develop mastery through relationship, transformation, and philosophy.

Chapter 15: House 10 - Career & Public Life

Your calling. Your legacy. What you're here to build in the world. Your public contribution.

Chapter 16: House 11 - Community & Collective Aspirations

Your people. Your vision. How you contribute to the collective. The full depth of how you contribute your genius to the whole of life.

Chapter 17: House 12 - Spirituality & Release

Your spiritual life. What you're dissolving. Your connection to the infinite.

Chapter 18: Quadrant IV - Your Place in the World

How Houses 10-12 show you the path to embodying your public legacy and spiritual purpose.

Chapter 19: Integrating Your Hero's Journey - The Complete Picture. THE ASSIGNMENT. Every planet, sign, house, aspect synthesized into your life's PURPOSE. The elixir you came to bring back to the world. The contribution only YOU can make with this exact cosmic blueprint.

Every house chapter includes:

  • The sign on the cusp and what this means for your mastery in this life area

  • Every planet inside (sign, degree, decan, aspects, shadows, gifts, superpowers)

  • How this house connects to the others (nothing operates in isolation)

  • The interlinking "conversations" between planets and between different realms of your life

The Quadrant Summaries show you the FLOW:

  • How each section of your chart builds upon itself

  • How you develop mastery across different life realms

  • The arc of your journey from personal foundation to spiritual purpose

Most astrology never does this level of integration.

But this is where the real gold is.

This is why people cry. Because you can't make up something that clicks like this.

Where you finally see yourself as one coherent, mythic, purposeful WHOLE.

And all you gave me was your birthday.

HOW IT WORKS IN YOUR LIFE:

Let me show you what this actually looks like in practice.

Because this isn't something you sit down and consume once. This is something that becomes part of your life infrastructure.

MORNING RITUAL: Start your day aligned

Wake up. Make coffee. Press play on your Ascendant chapter while you're getting ready.

5 minutes of remembering how you're designed to show up in the world.

You walk out the door EMBODYING yourself instead of trying to figure out who to be today.

COMMUTE TRANSFORMATION: Dead time becomes devotion time

You're spending 30-60 minutes a day in your car anyway.

What if instead of doom-scrolling news or zoning out to podcasts, you were deepening your relationship with YOUR cosmic blueprint?

One commute = one house chapter.

Five commutes = you've moved through an entire quadrant.

A month of commutes = you've listened to the whole thing.

Dead time just became the most sacred part of your day.

LIFE CRISIS NAVIGATION: Pull exactly what you need

You're going through something. Relationship ending. Career pivot. Identity crisis.

You don't need to re-read the entire 140-page PDF to find the relevant wisdom.

You just pull the chapter that applies:

  • Breakup? Venus chapter + House 7.

  • Career crossroads? House 10 + your Midheaven.

  • Feeling lost? Introduction + Final Chapter to remember your assignment.

  • Saturn return? Your Saturn chapter explains EXACTLY what's happening.

The audio is MODULAR. You can go straight to what you need, when you need it.

Your chart becomes your emergency toolkit. Your cosmic 911.

INTEGRATION WHILE LIVING: Listen while you exist

This is the real magic.

You don't need to sit still and "study." You just press play and keep living.

Listen while you:

  • Walk your dog

  • Do dishes

  • Cook dinner

  • Work out

  • Clean your house

  • Drive anywhere

  • Fall asleep

  • Get ready in the morning

Your subconscious absorbs it while your hands are busy.

The information sinks in through OSMOSIS.

You're not adding another task to your to-do list. You're upgrading time you're already spending.

DIFFERENT SEASONS: You return to different chapters as you grow

Here's what actually happens over time:

Year 1: You listen to the whole thing multiple times. Everything feels revelatory. You're meeting yourself for the first time.

Year 3: You're going through a creative awakening. You loop House 5 for months. It becomes your creative coaching session.

Year 5: Career is calling. House 10 becomes your strategic advisor. You listen to it before every big meeting.

Year 8: You're in a deep spiritual phase. House 12 is on repeat. It's walking you through the dissolution.

Year 10: You come back to the Introduction and Final Chapter and SOB because you've actually DONE it. You've lived the assignment.

The same document serves you differently depending on where you are in the journey.

You don't outgrow this. You grow INTO it, more and more, for the rest of your life.

DECISION-MAKING ORACLE: Let your chart guide you

Before any big decision, listen to the relevant chapters.

Your intuition will PING when it hears something that applies.

It's like consulting a oracle—except the oracle is YOUR OWN COSMIC BLUEPRINT.

Should I take this job? Listen to your 10th house and your Saturn.

Should I move to this city? Listen to your 4th house and your Moon.

Should I marry this person? Listen to your 7th house and your Venus.

The answer is IN there. You just need to hear it spoken to recognize it.

EMBODIMENT PRACTICE: Let it become your meditation

Some chapters you'll listen to 50 times.

Not because you keep forgetting. But because the REPETITION is the medicine.

Each listen is like a tuning fork bringing you back to frequency.

Each listen is a return to center.

Each listen reminds your nervous system: "This is who you are. This is why you're here."

It becomes a meditation practice. A devotional practice.

The practice of remembering yourself, again and again, until you can't forget.

WAIT - HAVE YOU EVER EVEN THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE A CUSTOM AUDIOBOOK ALL ABOUT YOU?

A FULLY CUSTOMIZED, 5-HOUR AUDIOBOOK about YOUR specific chart.

YOUR specific placements. YOUR specific degrees and aspects and patterns.

A FULLY CUSTOMIZED, 5-HOUR AUDIOBOOK about YOUR specific chart.

YOUR specific placements. YOUR specific degrees and aspects and patterns.

This technology didn't exist until recently. In fact, I built this system MYSELF. From devotion.

You couldn't walk into a bookstore and buy "The Biography of YOU Soul Based on YOUR Exact Birth Chart."

You couldn't commission an audiobook narrator to spend weeks recording your personal cosmic document. Ok maybe if you're JLO.

But now you can.

Because I built the infrastructure to make this possible. And automated it.

So what would cost $50,000+ to produce manually is now available to you for $222.

A custom audiobook. About YOU. That you own forever.

This technology didn't exist until recently. In fact, I built this system MYSELF. From devotion.

You couldn't walk into a bookstore and buy "The Biography of YOU Soul Based on YOUR Exact Birth Chart."

You couldn't commission an audiobook narrator to spend weeks recording your personal cosmic document. Ok maybe if you're JLO.

But now you can.

Because I built the infrastructure to make this possible. And automated it.

So what would cost $50,000+ to produce manually is now available to you for $222.

A custom audiobook. About YOU. That you own forever.

This is cutting-edge manifestation technology. And most people don't even know this is possible yet.

But you do.

This is cutting-edge manifestation technology. And most people don't even know this is possible yet.

But you do.

WHO THIS IS FOR / WHO IT'S NOT FOR

THIS IS FOR YOU IF:

  • You're an old soul who came here to LIVE your chart fully, not just understand it intellectually.

    You're ready to stop reading about your placements and start EMBODYING them.

  • You've read your chart before and thought "this is so accurate" but then... didn't know what to DO with that information.

  • You want a manifestation tool you can actually USE daily, not just reference occasionally.

  • You're willing to LISTEN REPEATEDLY. Because you understand that transformation requires repetition, not one-time consumption.

  • You're ready to train with your chart like an athlete trains with a coach—coming back again and again to build mastery.

  • You drive, you walk, you have a commute, you have time you could turn into devotion time.

  • You're building something in this lifetime and you want your cosmic blueprint as your strategic advisor.

  • You're tired of surface-level astrology and you're ready for the DEPTH.

  • You've been into astrology for years but you've never had access to something THIS comprehensive and THIS custom.

  • You want to pass something sacred down—to your kids, your partner, your people—so they understand your design.

  • You're the person who reads the same book multiple times because you know that's how wisdom lands. This is that book. Except it's not a book. It's YOU.

THIS IS NOT FOR YOU IF:

  • You want a quick overview of your chart. This is 5 hours of depth. If you want the highlights, log into my app Starelai and read your Birth Chart overview.

  • You're casually curious about astrology but not committed to actually integrating it. This is a serious tool. It requires you to show up. Because it's designed to help you grow/glow up.

  • You're looking for predictions or horoscopes. This isn't that. This is a blueprint for WHO YOU ARE, not what's going to happen next week.

  • You don't want to listen to the same content multiple times. The power of this is in the REPETITION. If that sounds boring to you, this isn't your thing.

  • You're not actually ready to change. Because once you hear your chart spoken this clearly, you can't unhear it. And you'll be held accountable by your own knowing.

  • You want someone to tell you what to do. This tells you WHO YOU COULD BECOME IF YOU TRIED. What you do with that is on you.

If you made it this far and you're nodding, you're the exact person this was built for.

Let's talk about the investment.

$222 for lifetime access to your cosmic activation sequence.

Let's put this in perspective.

A single astrology reading with a skilled astrologer: $200-500.

You get one session. Maybe 90 minutes. You try to take notes but you're emotional and overwhelmed. You remember 30% of what was said. Maybe you record it, but you never actually listen back.

Therapy to work through identity and purpose: $150-300 per session.

You'd need 10-20 sessions to scratch the surface of what this audiobook covers about your psychology, patterns, and life purpose. That's $1,500-$6,000.

A coaching program to help you embody your gifts: $2,000-10,000.

And most coaches are working with generic frameworks, not YOUR specific cosmic blueprint.

This audiobook: $222.

One payment. Lifetime access. 5 hours of YOUR specific chart decoded to the degree.

Available 24/7. Never expires. Never gets tired of you coming back.

But here's what really makes this worth it: This isn't a one-time consumption product.

You return to this the rest of your life.

When you're 30 and figuring out your career. When you're 40 and redefining your relationships. When you're 50 and stepping into your legacy. When you're 65 and integrating your spiritual wisdom.

The same 5 hours will serve you differently at every stage.

Divide $222 by 10 years of use = $11 per year.

Divide it by 20 years = $5.55 per year.

For a custom audio document that grows with you forever.

Your great-grandmas never had this.

They never got to hear their soul's blueprint spoken to them on demand.

They navigated this life without a map. Without a manual. Without a cosmic GPS.

But you don't have to.

This is the most magical $222 you'll spend this year.

Not because I'm saying so.

But because this is the ONE THING that helps you understand the assignment you came here to complete.

Everything else you're building—your career, your relationships, your creative work, your legacy—is built on top of your self-understanding.

This is the foundation.

And foundations are worth investing in.

WHO THIS IS FOR / WHO IT'S NOT FOR

THIS IS FOR YOU IF:

  • You're an old soul who came here to LIVE your chart fully, not just understand it intellectually.

    You're ready to stop reading about your placements and start EMBODYING them.

  • You've read your chart before and thought "this is so accurate" but then... didn't know what to DO with that information.

  • You want a manifestation tool you can actually USE daily, not just reference occasionally.

  • You're willing to LISTEN REPEATEDLY. Because you understand that transformation requires repetition, not one-time consumption.

  • You're ready to train with your chart like an athlete trains with a coach—coming back again and again to build mastery.

  • You drive, you walk, you have a commute, you have time you could turn into devotion time.

  • You're building something in this lifetime and you want your cosmic blueprint as your strategic advisor.

  • You're tired of surface-level astrology and you're ready for the DEPTH.

  • You've been into astrology for years but you've never had access to something THIS comprehensive and THIS custom.

  • You want to pass something sacred down—to your kids, your partner, your people—so they understand your design.

  • You're the person who reads the same book multiple times because you know that's how wisdom lands. This is that book. Except it's not a book. It's YOU.

THIS IS NOT FOR YOU IF:

  • You want a quick overview of your chart. This is 5 hours of depth. If you want the highlights, log into my app Starelai and read your Birth Chart overview.

  • You're casually curious about astrology but not committed to actually integrating it. This is a serious tool. It requires you to show up. Because it's designed to help you grow/glow up.

  • You're looking for predictions or horoscopes. This isn't that. This is a blueprint for WHO YOU ARE, not what's going to happen next week.

  • You don't want to listen to the same content multiple times. The power of this is in the REPETITION. If that sounds boring to you, this isn't your thing.

  • You're not actually ready to change. Because once you hear your chart spoken this clearly, you can't unhear it. And you'll be held accountable by your own knowing.

  • You want someone to tell you what to do. This tells you WHO YOU COULD BECOME IF YOU TRIED. What you do with that is on you.

If you made it this far and you're nodding, you're the exact person this was built for.

Let's talk about the investment.

$222 for lifetime access to your cosmic activation sequence.

Let's put this in perspective.

A single astrology reading with a skilled astrologer: $200-500.

You get one session. Maybe 90 minutes. You try to take notes but you're emotional and overwhelmed. You remember 30% of what was said. Maybe you record it, but you never actually listen back.

Therapy to work through identity and purpose: $150-300 per session.

You'd need 10-20 sessions to scratch the surface of what this audiobook covers about your psychology, patterns, and life purpose. That's $1,500-$6,000.

A coaching program to help you embody your gifts: $2,000-10,000.

And most coaches are working with generic frameworks, not YOUR specific cosmic blueprint.

This audiobook: $222.

One payment. Lifetime access. 5 hours of YOUR specific chart decoded to the degree.

Available 24/7. Never expires. Never gets tired of you coming back.

But here's what really makes this worth it: This isn't a one-time consumption product.

You return to this the rest of your life.

When you're 30 and figuring out your career. When you're 40 and redefining your relationships. When you're 50 and stepping into your legacy. When you're 65 and integrating your spiritual wisdom.

The same 5 hours will serve you differently at every stage.

Divide $222 by 10 years of use = $11 per year.

Divide it by 20 years = $5.55 per year.

For a custom audio document that grows with you forever.

Your great-grandmas never had this.

They never got to hear their soul's blueprint spoken to them on demand.

They navigated this life without a map. Without a manual. Without a cosmic GPS.

But you don't have to. This is the most magical $222 you'll spend this year. Not because I'm saying so.

But because this is the ONE THING that helps you understand the assignment you came here to complete.

Everything else you're building—your career, your relationships, your creative work, your legacy—is built on top of your self-understanding.

This is the foundation.

And foundations are worth investing in.

a note from me (Kathryn) on why I really created this:

Here's what I didn't expect when I first created the Hero's Story Birth Chart Biography:

I thought giving people a 140-page document would be enough.

I thought: "They'll read it. They'll feel seen. They'll keep it forever. Done."

And that part was true. People DID cry. They DID feel seen. They DID keep it.

But then I started hearing the same thing over and over:

"I want to absorb this more deeply but I never have time to sit down and re-read it."

"I keep meaning to go back through it but life gets busy."

"Can you record yourself reading my chart? I want to HEAR it."

And then I made myself the audio version of my own chart.

Not because I needed to understand it better—I wrote the damn thing.

But because I was curious what it would feel like to HEAR my cosmic blueprint spoken while I was living my life.

So I listened to it while I was driving. While I was doing ranch work. In the bathtub (a lil high ;)

And something completely unexpected happened.

It landed differently.

When I was READING my chart, I was in analysis mode. Taking it in intellectually. Trying to understand.

But when I was LISTENING to my chart while I was moving through my actual life?

My body started responding before my mind could intercept.

I'd be driving and hear my Saturn chapter and suddenly understand why I've been so hard on myself about a specific project.

I'd be walking and hear my 4th house and realize why I've been feeling pulled to restructure my home.

I'd be feeding animals and hear my 11th house and get hit with clarity about who I'm actually meant to collaborate with.

The audio bypassed my analytical brain and went straight into my KNOWING.

This is why I automated the audiobook.

Because you deserve what took me a year to figure out how to build.

You deserve to have your chart as a COMPANION, not just a document you admire from a distance.

You deserve to integrate your cosmic blueprint through repetition, through sound, through having it available in the moments when you can't sit down and read but you desperately need to remember who you are.

This is resurrection technology.

The same chart. The same words. But delivered in a format that allows your nervous system to absorb it while you're LIVING.

That's what makes this different.

That's what makes this irreplaceable.

Your great-grandmas navigated this whole life without ever hearing their soul's blueprint spoken to them.

But you don't have to.

So get in, baby. Your cosmic activation sequence is waiting.

a note from me (Kathryn) on why I really created this:

Here's what I didn't expect when I first created the Hero's Story Birth Chart Biography:

I thought giving people a 140-page document would be enough.

I thought: "They'll read it. They'll feel seen. They'll keep it forever. Done."

And that part was true. People DID cry. They DID feel seen. They DID keep it.

But then I started hearing the same thing over and over:

"I want to absorb this more deeply but I never have time to sit down and re-read it."

"I keep meaning to go back through it but life gets busy."

"Can you record yourself reading my chart? I want to HEAR it."

And then I made myself the audio version of my own chart.

Not because I needed to understand it better—I wrote the damn thing.

But because I was curious what it would feel like to HEAR my cosmic blueprint spoken while I was living my life.

So I listened to it while I was driving. While I was doing ranch work. In the bathtub (a lil high ;)

And something completely unexpected happened.

It landed differently.

When I was READING my chart, I was in analysis mode. Taking it in intellectually. Trying to understand.

But when I was LISTENING to my chart while I was moving through my actual life?

My body started responding before my mind could intercept.

I'd be driving and hear my Saturn chapter and suddenly understand why I've been so hard on myself about a specific project.

I'd be walking and hear my 4th house and realize why I've been feeling pulled to restructure my home.

I'd be feeding animals and hear my 11th house and get hit with clarity about who I'm actually meant to collaborate with.

The audio bypassed my analytical brain and went straight into my KNOWING.

This is why I automated the audiobook.

Because you deserve what took me a year to figure out how to build.

You deserve to have your chart as a COMPANION, not just a document you admire from a distance.

You deserve to integrate your cosmic blueprint through repetition, through sound, through having it available in the moments when you can't sit down and read but you desperately need to remember who you are.

This is resurrection technology.

The same chart. The same words. But delivered in a format that allows your nervous system to absorb it while you're LIVING.

That's what makes this different.

That's what makes this irreplaceable.

Your great-grandmas navigated this whole life without ever hearing their soul's blueprint spoken to them.

But you don't have to.

So get in, baby. Your cosmic activation sequence is waiting.

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HI! I'M KATHRYN!

(Your Cosmic Elder Millennial Big Sister Who Actually Wants the Best for You)

WHY YOU CAN TRUST ME WITH YOUR BIRTH CHART

I created an independent astrology app called STARELAI—the gold standard GPS for tracking your personal natal transits so you can grow up, show up, and create your life like a piece of art.

I’ve spent the last decade as an entrepreneur, clawing my way out of the Matrix with no roadmap, no trust fund, and no “how-to” guide. I figured it out alone—and now I’m making sure you don’t have to.

Now? I live on 20 acres in the Texas Hill Country at Rancho Scorpio—land I bought with money I made from a spell. (Yeah, it’s a hell of a story.)

I went from full-time world traveler to settling down with my dashing husband and our band of kitties, doggies, cows, and sweet ranch critters.

When I’m not walking around the ranch casting spells under my bee tree and doing yoga naked, I spend my time helping people decode life, the universe, and their purpose—so together, we can surf the timewave into life stories that make our ancestors smile and pump their fists.

I BELIEVE IN YOU. LET'S GO!!!

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HI! I'M KATHRYN!

(Your Cosmic Elder Millennial Big Sister Who Actually Wants the Best for You)

WHY YOU CAN TRUST ME WITH YOUR BIRTH CHART

I created an independent astrology app called STARELAI—the gold standard GPS for tracking your personal natal transits so you can grow up, show up, and create your life like a piece of art.

I’ve spent the last decade as an entrepreneur, clawing my way out of the Matrix with no roadmap, no trust fund, and no “how-to” guide. I figured it out alone—and now I’m making sure you don’t have to.

Now? I live on 20 acres in the Texas Hill Country at Rancho Scorpio—land I bought with money I made from a spell. (Yeah, it’s a hell of a story.)

I went from full-time world traveler to settling down with my dashing husband and our band of kitties, doggies, cows, and sweet ranch critters.

When I’m not walking around the ranch casting spells under my bee tree and doing yoga naked, I spend my time helping people decode life, the universe, and their purpose—so together, we can surf the timewave into life stories that make our ancestors smile and pump their fists.

I BELIEVE IN YOU. LET'S GO!!!

Follow me on Instagram

Get my free astro app

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